Monthly Archives: February 2007

Apocalypse Now

A heart-warming email from Pastor John Hagee, courtesy of Bruce Wilson at Talk2Action:


Membership Update

January 29, 2007


This morning I had an extended breakfast with Senator John McCain of Arizona. Our topic of discussion was Israel and his candidacy for the Presidency of the United States of America.

Senator McCain’s comments concerning Israel are on target! He gets it! While I do not want to put the specifics of our conversation in this update I am glad to report to our leadership and supporters that John McCain is solidly pro-Israel.

We discussed his positions on other matters that I will share with you when I speak with you in person. This newsflash goes to the ends of the earth and I don’t want to read it in the media tomorrow.

Who is Pastor John Hagee? I profiled him for the Nation last summer:

Hagee is a fire-and-brimstone preacher from San Antonio who commands the nearly 18,000-member Cornerstone Church and hosts a major TV ministry where he explains to millions of viewers how the end times will unfold. He is also the author of numerous bestselling pulp-prophecy books, like his recent Jerusalem Countdown, in which he cites various unnamed Israeli intelligence sources to claim that Iran is producing nuclear “suitcase bombs.” The only way to defeat the Iranian evildoers, he says, is a full-scale military assault.

“The coming nuclear showdown with Iran is a certainty,” Hagee wrote this year in the Pentecostal magazine Charisma. “Israel and America must confront Iran’s nuclear ability and willingness to destroy Israel with nuclear weapons. For Israel to wait is to risk committing national suicide.”


…in his 1996 book The Beginning of the End, Hagee described the murder of Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin as fulfillment of prophecy and suggested admiration for Rabin’s assassin, Yigal Amir.

Imagining Amir’s mindset as he prepared himself to kill Rabin, Hagee wrote, “Tonight, if God was good, an opportunity would show itself. No longer would Rabin be able to transfer Israeli lands to Palestinians. The damage he’d done in the West Bank and Gaza was enough. Israel had a divine right to the land, and to give it away was an act of treason against Israel and an abomination against God.”

Suddenly this exchange between Saint McCain and Tim Russert during McCain’s April 2, 2006 appearance on Meet the Press becomes eerily significant:

TIM RUSSERT: So we could have two wars at once?
SEN. McCAIN: I think we could have Armageddon.

Lil’ Haggard Runs to the ACLU
lonnie latham's two faces

Rev. Lonnie Latham is a two-faced character.
A notoriously anti-gay Southern Baptist Convention heavyweight who resigned his post for engaging in “offering to engage in an act of lewdness” (read: seeking meat whistle lessons from an undercover cop posing as a male prostitute), Latham has now asserted his right to solicit sex from that cop. And he’s enlisted the anti-Christian commie pinkos at the ACLU to help him. Strange bedfellows indeed.

Not Wild About Romney
I heard American Family Association founder and Christian right heavyweight Rev. Don Wildmon discuss Mitt Romney on American Family Radio’s “AFA Report” last week. After reciting a litany of weird facts about Mormonism from a USA Today article, Wildmon said this: “It’s not Romney’s religion that makes me have a problem with him. It’s that he’s a flip-flopper.”

Hillary-Obama Dustup 

I’m not inclined to care very much about the Hillary-Obama tiff — everyone will forget the whole thing happened in a week — and I’m not going to engage in punditry. But has anyone noticed that both Bill Richardson and Tom Vilsack condemned David Geffen’s remarks, or at least suggested that “name calling” is not acceptable?

Sweet Anti-Semitism
sugar hitler

When Borat takes his coffee break, he reaches for imported Croatian sugar packets. Not only are they sweet, they’re decorated with images of Der Fuhrer beside some hilarious Jew jokes. Croatians are reportedly outraged…not!